only in america

Midwich, Ohio


CANTON, Ohio -- There are 490 female students at Timken High School, and 65 are pregnant, according to a recent report in the Canton Repository.
The article reported that some would say that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame.
School officials are not sure what has caused so many pregnancies ...

every sentence a gem:
There are 490 female students at Timken High School, and 65 are pregnant ...
65 out of 490: that’s 13% or one out of seven.

... that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame.

movies?
TV?
videogames?
lazy parents?
lax discipline?

I was under the impression that sex would get you pregnant. Probably different in Ohio.

School officials are not sure what has caused so many pregnancies

or is it not?

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